Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
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Month: August 2026
Cancer?
I’m over donating to cancer.
The cynical bastard takes our money and keeps killing people.
Waiting For Godot
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
New Name
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.]
Easter Eggs
Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits.
This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe out humanity?
Airline Food
Julia: Why is airline food so bad?
DEATH: Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.
Open Mics
Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.
DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.
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Drinks?
Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
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Et in Arcadia
Et in Arcadia Ego. (“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
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Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
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