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Tag: Food

Salads

Salads

Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.

Small text: The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 22, 2026August 17, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, DEATH, Food, Salad

Airline Food

Airline Food

Julia: Why is airline food so bad?

DEATH: Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 17, 2026August 17, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Airline, AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Food, NZComedy

Berries

Berries

DEATH: All berries are edible.

Some only once.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 8, 2026August 6, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Berries, Comedy, DEATH, Food, NZComedy

Dinner

Dinner

Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C:

  • Chilli,
  • cucumber,
  • courgette,
  • cavocado, and
  • comato;

into the blender and eaten with Corn chips.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 10, 2026July 7, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Dinner, Food, NZComedy

Mnemonic

Mnemonic

I wrote a letter today and used the word “Mnemonic” four times.

Every single time I spelled it wrong, so I wrote this little mnemonic to remember it “Many Nematodes Eat Mushy Organic Noodles In Cafes.”

Which would be great if only I could remember how to spell nematoads.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 30, 2026June 28, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, Mnemonic, Nematodes, NZComedy

Blue Whales

Blue Whales

Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is?

  • Krill,
  • Anchovies,
  • Sardines?

Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 22, 2026June 20, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Blue Whales, Comedy, Food, NZComedy

Caesar

Caesar

Caesar said “Veni, vidi, feci sem” (I came, I saw, I made salad)

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 29, 2026May 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Caesar, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, Salad

Butter

Butter

I’ve just realised.

Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 27, 2026May 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Butter, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, Vegans

Pizza

Pizza

Pizza?

Hell1A New Zealand pizza chain that makes really nice pizza yes!

Other brands, not so much!2Except I really like the pizza I make at home also

Notes

  • 1
    A New Zealand pizza chain that makes really nice pizza ↩︎
  • 2
    Except I really like the pizza I make at home also ↩︎
Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 20, 2026May 20, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Fast Food, Food, Hell's Pizza, NZComedy, Pizza

Butter don’t melt (Repost)

I’ve just realised. Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 23, 2026April 22, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Butter, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, Vegans

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