Food – Julia Clement

Dinner

Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C:

into the blender and eaten with Corn chips.

I wrote a letter today and used the word “Mnemonic” four times.

Every single time I spelled it wrong, so I wrote this little mnemonic to remember it “Many Nematodes Eat Mushy Organic Noodles In Cafes.”

Which would be great if only I could remember how to spell nematoads.

Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is?

Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?

Caesar said “Veni, vidi, feci sem” (I came, I saw, I made salad)

I’ve just realised.

Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.

Pizza?

Hell¹ yes!

Other brands, not so much!²

I’ve just realised. Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.

I’m carefully studying the margarine.

I don’t want to spread any fake butter.

I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …

community spread.

Organic food’s another name for an old idea.

My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.

We just called it “Offal.”