Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark.
Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.
Blogs
Parallels
What about those parallel universes?
Like ours except for trivial changes.
Untold numbers of realities where Hillary was elected, dozens where Jacinda never replaced Little, a few where Trump was a good president and maybe even one where Windows doesn’t crash?
Boundary Changes
They renamed the K-T boundary to the K-Pg boundary because the thought of asteroids wiping out the dinosaurs was too much for young children.
Gum Crime
Gum crime is out of control!
Yesterday there was a large chunk stuck to my shoe.
Paralympics
One country’s athletes have been banned from Paralympics for doping.
The clue was their diabetic team weren’t in a coma.
Hedgehogs
Hedgehogs may look cuddly but they are selfish pricks.
Insomnia
Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”
Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
Drug of Choice
Celery. Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff!
Auto Corrupt?
I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.
The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.