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Julia Clement

Category: Joke-a-day

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Jokes

Jokes are like babies.

Everyone loves them but nobody wants to see them get made.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 22, 2025October 21, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Babies, Comedy, Jokes, NZComedy

Ted Talks

Ted Talks

Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 21, 2025October 18, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Mansplaining, NZComedy, Ted Talks

Easter

Easter

Pontius Pilot was a comedian.

The Bible says he nailed it.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 20, 2025October 18, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Easter, NZComedy, Pontius Pilot

Between The Flags

Between The Flags

Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 19, 2025October 18, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Flags, NZComedy, Web surfing safety

Myriapods

Myriapods

I’m writing some new gags on centipedes.

I’m sure this idea’s got legs.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 18, 2025October 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Arthropods, AucklandComedy, Centipedes, Comedy, NZComedy

Bike Tyre

Bike Tyre

The Earth may not be flat but my bike’s rear tyre is.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 17, 2025October 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bikes, ChangingTyre, Comedy, NZComedy

Italian Washing Machine

Italian Washing Machine

I once lived in an apartment with a Smeg washing machine.

It worked well but to wash my underwear I needed to carefully clean the bowl first.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 16, 2025October 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Washing, WashingMachine

Birds

Birds

I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia.

Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.

Text: I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia.

Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 15, 2025October 14, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Birds, Comedy, cormorants, NZComedy, shags

Incompetence

Incompetence

I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 14, 2025October 14, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AI, Artificial Intelligence, AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy

Cross the Toad

Cross the Toad

Why did the chicken cross the toad?

Because it was a poor typist!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 13, 2025October 8, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Chicken, Comedy, CrossThetoad, NZComedy, Spelling

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