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Tag: NZComedy
Cockapoo
I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
Covert 19
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
Julia Clement’s Joke a Day
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A Joke A Day
I’m a comedian but not a one-liner one, frustratingly, from time-to-time one filters into my brain. It seems a terrible shame to never use them so I thought I’d try posting them here. The joke a day is to encourage me & not any kind of promise but so far I’ve only missed once. Julia Clement @juliaclement
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Selective
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said. Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 20 minutes.
Inspire?
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Knees
Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.
Job Search
I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you.
An omen!