Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
Month: September 2025
1950s Social Media
Imagine 1950s social media.
Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply,
then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.
Marge
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Funny?
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrected Ducks?
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Making Rain
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing and now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks & distancing at home.
Vinyl?
Vinyl?
Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.
Better still wax cylinders.
Demons
Let’s hope the demons in Hell can parallel process punishments or eternity will be a very long time and seem longer.