Best thing about being in a coalition?
You can blame unpopular policies on your partners.
Worst thing?
You get blamed for their bad policies.
Month: July 2026
Tap dancing Lesson
Tap dancing lesson #1: Drink two pots of tea with no toilet breaks.
Geniuses
If I seem smart it’s because I’m copying over the shoulders of geniuses.
Dinner
Tonight’s dinner was bought to me by the letter C:
- Chilli,
- cucumber,
- courgette,
- cavocado, and
- comato;
into the blender and eaten with Corn chips.
Pottering
So let’s get this straight. Harriet Potter was forced to stay in the closet by her transphobic uncle & aunt?
Innuendoscope
I’ve just invented the innuendoscope.
It has a small but powerful loudspeaker in the tip that tells risque jokes from inside your anus.
Decaf
Q: Where is decaf coffee made?
A: Ground zero.
Mickey Mouse
If you want a picture of the future, imagine Mickey Mouse’s shoe stamping on a human face — forever. (After George Orwell, 1984)
Forgetful
Sometimes I forget I’m dead.
The woman who inherited my PC is baffled whenever she notices I’ve been posting on it.
Rugby
Rugby may be a game of two halves but circles are a game of 2π.
(Sorry about the late posting)