If God had meant us to put ice in our whiskey they never would have given us the Sahara Desert!
Tag: AucklandComedy
Too Soon?
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs, including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
Touring
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
English Language
I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
Airline Food
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Importer Syndrome
I think I’ve got importer syndrome.
That feeling all my success comes from overseas.
Ocker
There’s a new dating app out for people who want to date Australians. It’s called Ockr.
Their slogan is “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, swipe, swipe, swipe.”
Crossroads
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.
Birthdays
Birthdays are funny things.
We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.
Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?
More parties.