AucklandComedy – Julia Clement

Unemployed?

Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.

You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.

A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put 1 on each of 14 fresh graves.

No resurrections yet.

I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.

It’s transgendre literature.

The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune and the air drummer’s tempo was worse.

It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer, but it won’t happen overnight.

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.