You can’t call a person truly alone who has social media and 5G coverage.
Blogs
Moon Landing
Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès’ “Le voyage dans la lune” as a record of the first successful French moon shot.
It’s a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.
Winston
Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
Sunglasses
You can always spot Aucklanders …
Windscreen wipers on our sunglasses.
Political Correctness
Political correctness has not gone mad, it’s just on antidepressants.
Measles
English measles: “I have measles”
German measles: ,,Ich habe masern”
Heisenburger
The ultimate in fast food, the Heisenburger.
You can either know where it is or how fast you’re eating it.
Homeopathetic
Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic.”
Pulled Pork
What’s the best thing about pulled pork?
You know the pig died happy.
Babies
Jokes are like babies.
Everyone loves them but nobody wants to see them get made.