NZComedy – Page 14 – Julia Clement

Killer App?

Ironic that the “killer app” to get us all live-streaming our creative endeavours was Covid-19.

Julia: I have a bad cold.

DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.

I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”

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The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.

If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn’t there today.

I hope she’s gone somewhere nice for her vacation.

Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.

You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.

A typo prone friend asked if his jokes were any god so I printed them and put one on each of fourteen fresh graves.

No resurrections yet.

I’m writing a book about a science fantasy author who secretly writes romances.

It’s transgendre literature.

The set was ruined because the air guitar was out of tune & the air drummer’s tempo was worse.

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?