Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Experimental Joke-a-day
In 2015 I briefly did a joke about stupid superheroes, centred on Drunk Man, Woman Man + others at Field Marshal Britain‘s labs, loosely based on the style of the Marvel comics I devoured as a child in the 1960s.
Basically: Radiation + accident-> Super powers.
I revisited this joke in 2023-2024.
Now I’m doing an expanded set of Supers as memes.
Starts tomorrow.
Funny how flat Earthers never consider how global warming is already affecting polar ice caps.
What if it melted the ice wall and the oceans emptied into space?
Homo Ergaster (Workers) were a development of erectus who managed to put horniness aside long enough to do a day’s work.
After a few intermediates they became us.
Workers survived into the 21st century when neoliberal politics finally ended them.
They may survive in East Asia.
Homo Erectus (Randy Man) was the longest surviving human species.
Population pressures from its devotion to sex caused it to range from England to Korea but also stopped it innovating, making identical hand axes for nearly 2 million years.
Homo Habilis (Handy Man) was only around about 300,000 years but had time to invent scrapers, monogamy and, of necessity, the dildo.
Lets start with two important ancestors.
Homo Habilis & Homo Erectus: Handy man and Randy man.
We seem to love hearing about archaic humans but mostly only Neanderthals & recent Europeans get much press.
Let’s look at some older ones.
“Why is airline food so bad?”
“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Day 123,456, still not Godot.
DEATH steps in.
There’s a new dating app out for people who want to date Australians.
It’s called Ockr.
Their slogan is “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, swipe, swipe, swipe.”
