A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.
Beauty Parlour
I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”
I’ll call it Heredressers.
Polly Gone
I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
Cannelloni
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Hexadecaphobia
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
No AI needed
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
Vapers
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Stormy Weather
Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
Taken Seriously?
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.