Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
Failbork
For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Toilet Humour
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
Driverless?
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?
Breaking News
Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!
Accessible
Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?
Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?
Clowning Around?
Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns, but no word for fear of comedians?
AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Crystals
A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
Cockapoo
I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.