Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?
Asking for a friend.
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Et in Arcadia
Et in Arcadia Ego. (“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)
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Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
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Stars Aligning
Julia: “One day the stars will align.”
DEATH: “Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.”
Julia Dying
Julia: “I think I am dying.”
DEATH: “I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.”
Kill or Die
Some comedians will kill.
Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH]
School Covid
David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?
Berries
DEATH: All berries are edible.
Some only once.
Dying on Stage?
DEATH “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.”
[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH]