I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Placebos
My hypochondria’s so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum placebos.
Back
Missed yesterday’s post, sorry.
I’ve had a fraught few days & missed scheduling the auto posts for yesterday & today mornings. Look forward to a manual post for today very shortly.
Normal auto posts will resume from tomorrow.
Julia
Light Bulbs
It’s getting dark outside.
I think I’ll go and panic buy light bulbs.
Toad Redux
Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?
A: Autocorrect!
Fashion Disaster
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.
Time and Tide
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.
New Study Shows
A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”
Novel
Why do I feel like I’m living in a Philip K. Dick novel?
Probably “Now Wait For Last Year.”
Karma?
I don’t believe in karma.
I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!