Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits.
This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe out humanity?
Censor
I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.
Every fishing line.
Drink
All the bars and bottle stores being closed at Easter is driving me to drink.
Reminder
A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.
Beauty Parlour
I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”
I’ll call it Heredressers.
Polly Gone
I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
Cannelloni
I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Hexadecaphobia
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
No AI needed
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.