Author: A Joke A Day

The Human Mug

Super Hero File

Name: The Human Mug

Origin: Mille Brewster was a barista at the local coffee shop who dreamed of one day owning her own café. While working late one night, a strange customer gave her a cursed coffee mug. After drinking from it, Millie found that she could transform into any object she desired—but only once per day, and for only one hour at a time. Unfortunately, she often gets stuck as a coffee mug! As The Human Mug, she foams up villains and brews justice!

Powers: Can turn into any object, but she’s always stuck as a coffee mug because she can’t remember how to change back.

Weaknesses: Often mistaken for a coffee cup and accidentally sipped from.

Foes: Mugwrecker

Misogynator

Super Villain File

Name: Misogynator

Origin: Spurned by Lady Magnet’s power, bitter anti-hero Marcus Misogynus developed a repellent forcefield that drives women away. He became the malicious Misogynator, seeking to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move

Powers: Repels women.

Aims: Seeks to counteract Lady Magnet’s every move!

Weaknesses: Attracts men even though he doesn’t fancy them.

Foes: Lady Magnet

Lady Magnet

Super Hero File

Name: Lady Magnet

Origin: After being exposed to a love potion in her uncle’s chemistry lab, shy teenager Maggie Fields found herself with an irresistible charm that drew men to her like metal to a magnet. She became Lady Magnet, using her power to attract—and distract—villains.

Powers: Attracts men.

Weaknesses: Can not repel creepy guys.

Foes: Misogynator

Singularita

Super Villain File

Name: Singularita

Origin: During the same experiment, Lana’s jealous colleague, Dr. Irina Sable, was pulled into a quantum singularity. She emerged with the terrifying ability to trap others in inescapable gravitational fields, becoming the dreaded Singularita!

Powers: Manipulates singularities to trap people in one place.

Aims: Crush everyone to a point mass.

Foes: Quantum Lass

Quantum Lass

Super Hero File

Name: Quantum Lass

Origin: Physicist Dr. Lana Quant was experimenting in Field Marshal Britain‘s secret atomic laboratory with quantum particles when an unstable particle accelerator split her into two identical beings! Now, as Quantum Lass, she exists in two places at once, battling crime and confusion in equal measure!

Powers: Can exist in two places at once.

Weaknesses: Often becomes entangled. Gets very confused and forgets where she is.

Foes: Singularita, Google Maps

TaxMan

Super Hero File

Name: Taxman

Origin: Meek retired finance minister Sir Michael Cullen was swimming off St Kilda beach when he swam through a pool of radioactive waste from a Russian billionaire’s private yacht and transformed into TAXMAN.

Powers: His superpowers include being able to track billionaires’ assets through tax havens and farmers’ capital gains through generations and extract every last penny to pay for Shane Jones’ regional development fund.

Foes: Luxon, Willis and Seymour

Doctor Doctor 2

Super Hero File

Name: Doctor Doctor 2

Origin: In an accident during radiotherapy where the clinician was rendered radioactive, he was bitten by the clinician gaining vast medical abilities.

Powers: Cures patients with psychic hands.Tears vaccinate against all diseases.
Bills can never be disputed.

Weaknesses: Funding cuts.

Foes: The Homeopath, Shane Reti, Winston Peters & The Anti-vax Cookers.

Affiliates: Nurse Nurse, Receptionist Receptionist, and Cleaner Cleaner.