I’m carefully studying the margarine.
I don’t want to spread any fake butter.
Margarine?
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Not Funny
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrect
I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”
Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Superpowers
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing and now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks and distancing at home.
Vinyl?
Vinyl?
Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.
Better still wax cylinders.
Pooh at 100
Does Winnie-The-Pooh shit in the Hundred Acre Wood?
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Celebrating 100 years since Winnie-The-Pooh was published.
Demons
Let’s hope the demons in Hell can parallel process punishments or eternity will be a very long time and seem longer.